Post by zacht on Jan 31, 2018 10:43:26 GMT -5
Hello Everybody
Please note that I am in no way trying to insult any of the FGB screenwriters, just merely playing Devil's Advocate.
Like in comic books. Exp (What if The Hulk Killed Wolverine)
For example, Mummy Dearest
Great episode, but when they go through the car wash and have to change clothes, how do they do that? I'm sure Jessica packed a suitcase being that she is a traveling reporter lol, but do the guys have spare uniforms in the trunk of GB? How many sets of uniforms do they have? As much as I love seeing Jake in his underwear lol, I thought the whole "getting caught with your pants down" moment would have been better after they busted Airhead.
Picture this, the guys and Jessica go through the car wash, and their sleeves and pant legs shrink and tighten but they make it back to the hotel in time to change with Tracy bringing the guys spare uniforms. Then they map out their plan, but with one minor difference. They have Jessica standing by at the car wash, ready and waiting to pull a switch for MAXIMUM WASH AND DRY after GB is clear and once Airhead is inside. But Jessica worries it won't work and pulls the switch early, while muttering "Sorry guys" with a semi sly smirk
Then everything plays out like the episode with their clothes ripping off but their boxers shrink to the size of tighty whiteys. Their boots also shrink turn into makeshift sandals, and their socks split open with all ten of their toes sticking out. Poor Jake and Eddie are frozen in hands trying to cover their shrunken undies.
"Let's get outta here before someone sees us" stammers Eddie sheepishly.
"Too late, Eddie" replies Jessica while chuckling at how ridiculous the boys look in their current state.
Jake and Eddie's cheeks turn as beet red, almost forgetting she was there.
"Cute underwear, boys she adds with another giggle, but it could be worse".
"How could it be worse moans Jake. I mean, here he is nearly naked in front of his lady friend crush in the middle of nowhere.
"At least I'm not a newspaper reporter with photographers standing by" said Jessica.
Then Tracy takes a picture of Jake, a picture of Eddie (like in the episode)
Then Jessica she goes to sit in the backseat of GB. But Jake and Eddie are upset and chase Tracy. But they don't catch him and eventually give up and head back for GB, where Jessica has retreived blankets from GB's trunk and tosses one to each of them. Then she rides shotgun while the boys sit in the backseat wrapped in blankets while GB drives them back to the hotel. And the sad part is they don't have any more spare uniforms
Lol, I know it's far fetched and a little too silly. But then again, so is the show
I have other FGB episode "What If" scenarios, but I'd like to invite others to share any that they might have, but have never written down.
Go for it, and I'll share more at another time.
Please note that I am in no way trying to insult any of the FGB screenwriters, just merely playing Devil's Advocate.
Like in comic books. Exp (What if The Hulk Killed Wolverine)
For example, Mummy Dearest
Great episode, but when they go through the car wash and have to change clothes, how do they do that? I'm sure Jessica packed a suitcase being that she is a traveling reporter lol, but do the guys have spare uniforms in the trunk of GB? How many sets of uniforms do they have? As much as I love seeing Jake in his underwear lol, I thought the whole "getting caught with your pants down" moment would have been better after they busted Airhead.
Picture this, the guys and Jessica go through the car wash, and their sleeves and pant legs shrink and tighten but they make it back to the hotel in time to change with Tracy bringing the guys spare uniforms. Then they map out their plan, but with one minor difference. They have Jessica standing by at the car wash, ready and waiting to pull a switch for MAXIMUM WASH AND DRY after GB is clear and once Airhead is inside. But Jessica worries it won't work and pulls the switch early, while muttering "Sorry guys" with a semi sly smirk
Then everything plays out like the episode with their clothes ripping off but their boxers shrink to the size of tighty whiteys. Their boots also shrink turn into makeshift sandals, and their socks split open with all ten of their toes sticking out. Poor Jake and Eddie are frozen in hands trying to cover their shrunken undies.
"Let's get outta here before someone sees us" stammers Eddie sheepishly.
"Too late, Eddie" replies Jessica while chuckling at how ridiculous the boys look in their current state.
Jake and Eddie's cheeks turn as beet red, almost forgetting she was there.
"Cute underwear, boys she adds with another giggle, but it could be worse".
"How could it be worse moans Jake. I mean, here he is nearly naked in front of his lady friend crush in the middle of nowhere.
"At least I'm not a newspaper reporter with photographers standing by" said Jessica.
Then Tracy takes a picture of Jake, a picture of Eddie (like in the episode)
Then Jessica she goes to sit in the backseat of GB. But Jake and Eddie are upset and chase Tracy. But they don't catch him and eventually give up and head back for GB, where Jessica has retreived blankets from GB's trunk and tosses one to each of them. Then she rides shotgun while the boys sit in the backseat wrapped in blankets while GB drives them back to the hotel. And the sad part is they don't have any more spare uniforms
Lol, I know it's far fetched and a little too silly. But then again, so is the show
I have other FGB episode "What If" scenarios, but I'd like to invite others to share any that they might have, but have never written down.
Go for it, and I'll share more at another time.
